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al Hatif Rajul

“The Phone Man”

4-23-2009

Hello fellow right wing terrorists!!

GOODBYE FREEDOM

I know a lot of people think that when we conservatives say that our freedoms are slowly being taken from us that we are just being dramatic and partisan against the DemoSocialist agenda. Well, here’s an example that no one in their right mind can argue with.

It has been reported that people who are overweight contribute to global warming. Certain members of our Socialist representatives would like government to explore ways of, well basically punishing them for being “chubby”. The idea is that since these “chubby” people consume more resources than thin people, they should be taxed for it. It has also been reported that some of the socialists in power feel that since these “chubby” people choose to live a dangerous lifestyle, they should pay for their own health care. I guess “Universal” just does not apply to fat people. Also, the idea of mandated diets for children 0-5 is being kicked around by some.

If this is not an example of our most basic freedoms being taken away I don’t know what is. What’s next, mandating what foods restaurants are allowed to serve?? How many 2-liters of soda you can purchase per week? Fines or penalties if you’re caught cheating?? Liberals are morons if they think that the people of this country are going to stand for this. All you right wing terrorists, conservatives, independents, and democrats with a brain need to stand up and make your voices heard. Remember, these idiots work for us, not the other way around.


OBAMA ON POSSIBLE CHARGES AGAINST FORMER BUSH ADMINISTRATION OFFICIALS REGARDING INTERROGATION TECHINIQUES:

This is the most ridiculous example of liberal ideology I can come by right now. Word has it that the Messiah may allow Eric Holder to decide whether or not to prosecute the former officials in the Bush Administration who OK’d waterboarding the terrorists held at GITMO. The Geneva convention DOES NOT PROTECT TERRORISTS!!! If Obama prosecutes his own people who simply protected Americans from being killed, he is doomed to be a one-term President and the after effects of it, since it will most likely lead to another serious attack against Americans will put him down in history as the worst President ever. I don’t understand people who call themselves Americans who can literally care more about the rights of terrorists, who if they could, would kill every living person on this earth that was not a Muslim, over the rights of their own people to protect themselves in any means necessary against such hatred. Funny, I always thought the Presidents first duty was to protect the people of the United States, not prosecute the people who did the protecting.

Your Fellow Right Wing Terrorist,

Al Hatif Rajul
“The Phone Man”

4-20-2009

Looks like the Speaker of the House of Communists has us figured out. In an interview yesterday Pelosi explained that the Tea Parties were not a grass roots movement, but instead were made of “Astro Turf”. She went on to say that the only people who showed up at the demonstrations were “wealthy conservatives only interested in protecting tax breaks for the rich and hurting the middle class”. Wow!! I had no idea there were that many wealthy people all over the country. One Fox News analyst at the Tea Party held in California who spoke to many of the terrorists in attendance said he honestly did not meet one remotely wealthy person. Now of course he is automatically a liar, because he works for Fox News, the lead organization of right wing terrorists.

At least we terrorists have learned one of the tactics of our “representatives”. If you say anything they disagree with, you will be labeled a liar who wants to hurt the middle class of this country. If you are wealthy, you are evil for not feeling that the benefits of your lifetime of hard work, that of which you would like to pass along to your children, should be spread out among the people the government sees fit to give it too. Nevermind many of them do not pay any taxes at all. Nevermind that many, not all, have made poor life decisions that have put them in the situation they are in. So much for that evil concept of self reliance, and self responsibility.

Final Lesson: If you disagree with how the government is taxing and spending your money and you speak out about it, your voice will not be heard. But after all, all you are is a lying, stinking, evil right wing terrorist. Ah hell, let’s keep pissing them off anyway!!!

From Your Fellow Right Wing Terrorist,

Al Hatif Rajul
“The Phone Man”

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