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Universal Poverty

Hello fellow right wing terrorists! It has been a while since my last post, but I have been very busy, you know, supporting my family.

Anyhow, the Messiah has announced that his Universal Healthcare plan will cost us taxpayers about $1.5 Trillion. I don’t know about you but I for one am tired of hearing about how much this A-holes socialist policies are going to cost us. Where is the “change we can believe in”? During the campaign, conservatives begged the question, “what kind of change”? You see change can be good, or bad. We are definitely seeing an example of bad change right now.

Think about your financial situation right now, and then consider these things:

The Messiah plans on raising the $1.5 trillion for his universal healthcare plan by TAXING the healthcare benefits you already get. Right now the money deducted from you paychecks for your healthcare is taken pre-tax. This means less money every pay period for every working American that is paying for healthcare. It means more taxes on business owners contributing to their employees healthcare which will result in more layoffs and a shrinking economy that is already in dire straits. The best part, the money he takes from you goes to provide healthcare to the 50 million or so Americans who do not have it for whatever reason. Some by choice, some because of irresponsibility, some because they cannot find a job. Meanwhile, you will pay more for healthcare and recieve less in benefits. Shouldn’t our government be giving tax breaks to businesses in a recession in order to promote growth and more hiring so people can get healthcare on their own instead of taking more money from EVERYONE in order to provide it to those who do not have it? Not if you are a Socialist.

Next we all have heard about the Messiah and his wish to impose Cap and Trade policies. There is not an expert out there who will not tell you that this will cause your utility bills to skyrocket. Were talking between $800 and $3100 per year, per family. The median range of that is about $1950 per year or $162.50 more per month, per family. This does not include the extra you will pay in gas because of this same socialist policy. Can you afford this Change?

Next, the Savior has issued an order for all cars built to make at least 35.5 MPG by 2016. Sounds great. I would love to get better gas mileage!! However, by mandating this, auto manufacturers will have to raise the prices on all cars in order to develop this technology. Conservative estimates put the increase at $1300 per car, but insiders say the increase will likely be much more than that. Therefore the savings in gas you will see will be wiped out because you had to pay more for the car in the first place.

So, under the this “President”, you can expect some change alright. You can expect less money in your paycheck every week, less healthcare benefits while paying more for them, higher monthly utility bills while remember, making less money than before and paying more for your next car while you guessed it, bringing home less money. All in a massive recession.

The only change you can believe in is the pocket change you will have left after this asshole takes everything else from you. But isn’t that the Socialist way?? Ask the people of any other country that’s government employs these policies what they think. Wake up people, this isn’t a dream. This is the “Change You Can Believe In”.

Al Hatif Rajul “the phone man”

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